You know you're old when...

Well, where do I begin? At this point I am on the couch recovering from an embarrassing and painful goof. I trusted a piece of equipment that failed and tossed me to the ground the other day. At least it wasn't a tall ladder, just a 7 footer. AND,  no matter what you believe after watching The Breakfast Club, acoustic office ceiling tiles will NOT hold a person till the correct, comedic moment, before they cave in and drop that person to the floor. And they surely will not stop a fat boy, like me, from falling!