Friday, July 12, 2013

WTF!


I think it's cool that the last three days of the week spell out "W T F". I wonder what they were thinking when the names of the days of the week were thought up. Truthfully, not a damn thing we think of today! I find sadly, that with most of our words and phrases, that is the case. What we come up with was never a thought of before. Here's an example; What is a four letter word, that ends in "k" that means the same as "intercourse"? Every one of you reading this thought, FUCK! You were all WRONG! The word is TALK! Go ahead and google it,,,, I'll wait!

There are just some days that are worse than others for writing material, and today seems to be one of those! Hopefully this will be a good weekend at the Uncle P household. I will have a big part of the time to do what I want for a change, and not what someone else wants. That is at least till the wife and kids get out of bed. Then the break is over and it's back on my head! At least the neighbor mowed her yard and has someone cleaning out the flower beds in front of the house. Ok, now all of you who know me are thinking, sure, you are referring to something else, something sexual about "her". NO I'M NOT! This is the person who inspired the commandment "Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's wife", "or thy neighbor either ." Trust me, no coveting going on here! Not my style, or type! Besides, my old ass only covets peaceful sleep now and occasional cold beer.

Have a great weekend my faithfuls, 

Uncle P

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