The Pig Story

As we near what would have been his 96th birthday, on July 25th, I am reminded of another story often told by Leonard Thomas Hudson.

The pig drank a gallon of milk before he started,

He ran a mile, then he farted.

The farther he runs, the faster he gets,

How far will he run, before he shits?

A farmer laying in the grass,

Raised his head as the pig ran past.

He said, " if he keeps a tight ass and all of his wits,

He'll run 10 miles before he shits!"

Thanks Gramps!