The Pig Story

As we near what would have been his 96th birthday, on July 25th, I am reminded of another story often told by Leonard Thomas Hudson.

The pig drank a gallon of milk before he started,

He ran a mile, then he farted.

The farther he runs, the faster he gets,

How far will he run, before he shits?

A farmer laying in the grass,

Raised his head as the pig ran past.

He said, " if he keeps a tight ass and all of his wits,

He'll run 10 miles before he shits!"

Thanks Gramps!

Enough Already!

This is another one of those things where you look at the news and have to ask why certain things are reported and others are not. Why some people get behind certain stories and not others. I think a lot of this is an excuse so people can act out in the name of what ever their story is.

The story of the guy in Florida who killed the black kid, but the guy wasn't black, so it made national news. Had both been the same race or opposite races than they were, we would have never heard about this. Now people who have no connection what-so-ever to either party seem to have an opinion. Either justice was done or it was not. There is no denying the loss for the victims family, or the effect it will have on the suspect, but I don't believe it is our place to cause wholesale riots over it. What is wrong with people today? People who are not close to the case are fighting about it. That is the dumbest thing ever. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they are full of shit! The kid wasn't killed because he was black, this wasn't a racist crime. Why make it into one? Because the narrow minded people who are keeping this up have blinders on and can't see the train till it hits them! Geraldo Revera made some comments that he had to issue an apology for. I saw a news story where the black guy reporting was appalled by the comments. Did anyone LISTEN to what he was saying? He was on the Blacks side of the argument. His statements were directed toward the fact that the jury was obviously chosen in a manner to effect their opinions and not to side with the victim. What they HEARD was Geraldo siding with the white folks and wanting to kill the black kid too. 

I just don't understand I guess. How do you help someone who does not want to be helped? Leave me out of your shit! I don't care what you think anymore. We, in this country, have become Americans one and all. Fuck all that other shit! If you are not an American, you ain't shit! Go fuck yourself! Go back to wherever you think your from and eat shit! Leave us Americans out of your ideals.

Now, stop your bullshit and let's figure out how to fix our economy! Wait, that was the problem already, all these people who are NOT Americans are costing us.

If I offend you with what you believe is a racist attitude, then FUCK YOU TOO! Stop reading my blog and go burn a cross or picket the Capitol or join Jesse Jackson to speak out on the issues. Maybe the Indians should revolt and kill all the NON INDIAN people. How would you feel then you festering racist pricks?

WTF!

I think it's cool that the last three days of the week spell out "W T F". I wonder what they were thinking when the names of the days of the week were thought up. Truthfully, not a damn thing we think of today! I find sadly, that with most of our words and phrases, that is the case. What we come up with was never a thought of before. Here's an example; What is a four letter word, that ends in "k" that means the same as "intercourse"? Every one of you reading this thought, FUCK! You were all WRONG! The word is TALK! Go ahead and google it,,,, I'll wait!

There are just some days that are worse than others for writing material, and today seems to be one of those! Hopefully this will be a good weekend at the Uncle P household. I will have a big part of the time to do what I want for a change, and not what someone else wants. That is at least till the wife and kids get out of bed. Then the break is over and it's back on my head! At least the neighbor mowed her yard and has someone cleaning out the flower beds in front of the house. Ok, now all of you who know me are thinking, sure, you are referring to something else, something sexual about "her". NO I'M NOT! This is the person who inspired the commandment "Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's wife", "or thy neighbor either ." Trust me, no coveting going on here! Not my style, or type! Besides, my old ass only covets peaceful sleep now and occasional cold beer.

Have a great weekend my faithfuls, 

Uncle P