A Change on the Horizon

OK, so the title is a little misleading.

After receiving an e-mail from the good, conderned folks at Google about my "Adult Content" blog, I decided to change the Adult content disclaimer at he beginning of the blog. When I was a kid, the language I use was considered "Adult Content". I now realize this term is mainly used to refer to porn and images of porn, not some goofball's written words on a blog somewhere.

I want to let everyone know I am a whole lot rough at times in my written language. This comes from an upbringing where we were not allowed to speak like this in public, or it was only used by comedians to make us laugh. Now the language is common place every day. The old joke about a New York Echo comes to mind. "HELLO!"............................... and someone answers,...................."SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

With that being said, enjoy the blog. If I offend anyone, well, I'm not really sorry. You are free to go to a different blog or just not read this one any more. I don't give a shit! No one really cares anymore, anyway.

Uncle P!

Summer of Hell!

So far this summer has turned out like all the rest at the Uncle P household. BROKE! I at least hope to get the boat out and running later this week. Otherwise HOT HOT HOT!

Life as we know it seems to be changing, sometimes for the worse. I was watching a news story the other day about Road Rage. All I could think is people HAVE gone fuckin' nuts! You are really going to get out of your car on a busy hi way and try to fight with someone else??? My first thought is you don't know if the other person is packing or not, or just who the other person is. A funny story here is the guy who tried to car-jack a car at a local intersection. The guy in the car who was being robbed owns several locations where he teaches Marshall Arts and self defense to people. Needles to say they car jacket got his ass KICKED! Good job friend, that douchebag will think twice next time.

In the news story, one of the examples was a guy pounding on the window and threatening the driver with bodily harm. Hmmmm, lets see here, if I just fucking shoot you, am I covered under make my day? If you have a stick or tire iron in hand, I believe I am! I thought about letting the window down just enough for the dumb ass to stick a hand in then rolling it up and driving away. "How fast CAN you run, fucker?"

The main thing to remember is, unless they cause a wreck, they didn't do anything but show how stupid they really are. Once there is a wreck, call the cops. In my life, I have driven more in one year than most people do in a lifetime. I have a million and a half safe miles and have seen most all of it. People are stupid when they drive, we just have to get used to it and make compensations for them. Eventually they will kill themselves and we will be rid of them. Hopefully they don't kill other undeserving folks along the way. Speed on motherfucker, there is a special place waiting for you, and that cop ahead is watching you too! Now drive through my school zone again that fast and watch how fast it ends for you!

The Week that Was!

TGIF! OK, I am glad it is Friday. I am tired and I still haven't even got started.

This week we are starting to move the first of 4 classrooms we will be moving in the next 8 weeks. I also have to move two switch racks. They are in unlocked, student areas. Not a great plan for security. So I am thinking I can save a little money and not have to re-terminate the fiber ends by just passing the whole patch panel across the ceiling. A perfect plan that just got better as I traced the route I would take. That is until the last three feet from the rack. Two lines ran together, one continuing on to a farther rack. Some dumb shit ran one on each side of a pipe for my heating system. There is no way to get the panel out around it without disconnecting it at one end or the other. The end is more than 40 feet away on either end. Well fuck!

After thinking about drinking several beers, or shots, I think I have figured a way around it. A FREE way around it. That will make the boss happy. Maybe I can keep my job a little longer.

Other than that, not much this week. Doing karaoke tonight for the faithful few who still come out. Otherwise fuck 'em !

I'm out till next time.

Uncle P