Wednesday, April 25, 2012

The Mighty Columbus

As sung by Leonard Thomas Hudson;

In fourteen-hundred and ninety-two,
A Dago from Eye-tally!
Walked up and down the streets of Spain,
And pissed in every alley!


He thought the world was round-o
His tally-whacker hung to the ground-o
That masterbatin' navigatin',
Son-of-a-bitch, Columbo!


Said Isabelle to Ferdinand,
"I think he's sort-of hazy"
Said Ferdinand to Isabelle
"That Dago Bastard's crazy!"


He thought the world was round-o
His tally-whacker hung to the ground-o
That masterbatin' navigatin',
Son-of-a-bitch, Columbo!

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