The Mighty Columbus

As sung by Leonard Thomas Hudson;

In fourteen-hundred and ninety-two,
A Dago from Eye-tally!
Walked up and down the streets of Spain,
And pissed in every alley!


He thought the world was round-o
His tally-whacker hung to the ground-o
That masterbatin' navigatin',
Son-of-a-bitch, Columbo!


Said Isabelle to Ferdinand,
"I think he's sort-of hazy"
Said Ferdinand to Isabelle
"That Dago Bastard's crazy!"


He thought the world was round-o
His tally-whacker hung to the ground-o
That masterbatin' navigatin',
Son-of-a-bitch, Columbo!

Almost There!

Well, yesterday was my "unofficial" my last day of on-campus classes. The semester ends Friday, April 20. Next semester will be the toughest yet. I am doing my internship with Okmulgee Public Schools. Yes it is a free, non-paid job. Wow, that really bites! Student loans only go so far, so I have to work a full time job besides, in order to make ends meet. Then, as if that wasn't enough, I have Script Programming as an on-line class. There goes my 4.0 grade point average!
After 15 weeks of this, I'll be ready for a break, but that won't happen. It will be back on my head for Capstone and some Gen-Ed online nightmare. Seems I still lack one Gen-Ed to get my Bachelor's Degree.
At least the end is in sight. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. I just hope it isn't a train coming at me!